
These glasses aren't just for show. I can see what's going on down on earth and I notice that Madonna is in the process of adopting a little human person. So I thought it only appropriate to reissue an article from The Lola Letter archives of 1996. And here it is:
"Hey, Madonna! What's up with you and your Chihuahua, Chiquita??? Everybody in Chihuahua Heaven is talking about how you've got poor Chiquita in a trick bag now that you're a mom. Been putting Chiquita's business all out in the street, talking about how she's peeing and pooping all the house, supposedly because she's jealous. Have you no shame?"
"On top of everything else, word is that Chiquita is going to see a pet psychiatrist. Puhleeeezze...what do human people know about the inner feelings and complexities of the Chihuahua mind? You probably think human baby poop is cute. Meanwhile your faithful, cute, intelligent, vigilant watchdog and lapwarmer has been kicked to the curb. And the curbs are really high in New York City."
"Give Chiquita a chance! Chihuahuas need love, too."