Some of you have heard the news. Ralph Waldo Ellison (pictured at left) has been tapped by Ralph's to run the whole $60.6 billion dollar (2005 figures) enterprise comprised of some 2,477 grocery stores in 31 states. This new position necessitated his relocation to the Los Angeles area, West Hollywood to be exact. He might as well consider the possibility of film roles, after all.
The Ralph's Grocery Store executives were impressed when lo and behold, Ralph saw a pair of slippers in the seasonal products aisle and inspected the lining by inserting his total body totally inside. "Our buyers just usually look at the exterior of products and don't take the extra step to 'get into' the product at such an up close and personal level. We knew that Ralph Waldo possessed something extraordinary--a nose for business."
Ralph Waldo responds, " I like the name "Ralph."
2 comments:
gee. ralph's gone hollywood. will he acknowledge me next time he sees me? can i get a meeting? will he still let you put a hat on him? please don't let him get the big head. but maybe it's too late.
I'll have to check on his hat size. We'll see if his sombrero still fits. :)
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