Fur (not Fir) is Flying During Xmas over P.Diddy's Stupidity: http://www.gothamist.com/archives/2006/12/23/that_faux_fur_a.php

Ramsey, a prominent bicoastal (New York and Texas) Pomeranian is pictured yelling and screaming at his human being companion, Jane L., to "get your homo sapien personself over to wherever 'Shitty Diddy' is currently housing his sorry ass in NYC and throw a brick covered in my poop through his window NOW!!! I don't care if it's ChristmasDay!!!!"