06 November 2006

Detroit Automakers Want Dogs to Drive


In response to lagging car sales and worker layoffs, Detroit automakers are looking to teach dogs to drive. This is breaking news you will only get at The Lola Letter, in case you're wondering why you're not reading this anywhere else.

I, Lolita Chiquita Margarita TREE, have been listening in on some top-secret conversations (thanks to Vonage) and the thinking is that dog lovers are so enamoured with their pets that they would buy them a car, if only dogs could drive. This is going to be a new market segment with unlimited "paw-tential."

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