Ralph and T-Bones report that they are seeing more and more Hollywoodites dressing up in children's garb. They didn't know what to make of this trend until they met up with "Tweedledee" and "Tweedledum." "Every morning we go out and stand on Hollywood Boulevard to get the attention of multi-millionaire stars looking to adopt children," Tweedledee explains. "Our rent just went up by 25%. Why not try to get adopted? As you can see, we're cute and we've got our Depends on."
Tweedledum adds, "I think someone like a Lindsay Lohan or a Snoop Dogg who obviously need some positive press should step up to the plate. It's a win-win."
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