Fur (not Fir) is Flying During Xmas over P.Diddy's Stupidity: http://www.gothamist.com/archives/2006/12/23/that_faux_fur_a.php

Ramsey, a prominent bicoastal (New York and Texas) Pomeranian is pictured yelling and screaming at his human being companion, Jane L., to "get your homo sapien personself over to wherever 'Shitty Diddy' is currently housing his sorry ass in NYC and throw a brick covered in my poop through his window NOW!!! I don't care if it's ChristmasDay!!!!"

Limited Edition Ralph Hat

Need I say more?

Holy H2O !!!!!

The T-Bowl Special Dog Created Toilet Bowl Water System can be yours (or more appropriately, your dog's unless you are a dog). Lookee here!!!! Do you know a dog that likes to drink water out of the toilet?? Or do you know a dog that should drink water out of the toilet??? Well, Holy H20, have we got a product for U. This is what we call the "T-Bowl," for short, and it's on special at none other than Ralphs, the store that Ralph Waldo Ellison moved to California to run, in case you haven't heard or if you haven't read every word of my blog. Fresh Brush Scrubbing Bubbles T-Bowl Cleaner sold separately.

Ralph Is A Geezer!!!! Now Old People From the Past Love Him!

This is Lola giving a "bark-out" to Ralph who has turned 119 in people years (17 x 7) and is now officially a geezer.

In Recognition of the show, "10 Items or Less"

Ralph's Grocery Store will limit all customers to 10 (TEN) items or less. In case you can't count to TEN, we're providing the handy guide to our shoppers (see chart at the left), or you can print it out on your home computer and bring it with you. Another handy service from Ralph at Ralphs.